The sycophantic German schlager music publications won't say this, but they have no real freedom of the press in Germany - and we do in the free USA, so we will say it.
Helene Fischer is getting fat.
Yes, we're talking about the really beautiful Rhinelander who over the course of nine years, has emerged from being a simple schlager singer to becoming the top pop music singer in the Germanic music market.
One thing that Americans have always thought about German women is that they are very cute in their teens and twenties and maybe even early 30's.
But for some peculiar reason - just like Mexican girls - after a certain age, they seem to balloon and become - shall we say - somewhat hefty .
Maybe, in the case of German girls, it's from all that good bier and bratwurst - who knows?
It doesn't happen so much to American girls.
Maybe because our girls just like the open air and the beach and have begun to turn cycling and jogging into near-religious exercises.
But now - lo, and behold, even the 33 year old German, Soviet-born, Germanic schlager/pop superstar, Helene Fischer, is now moving in the direction of becoming a fat German haus frau.
She's now wearing, rather elongated, baggy dresses to effect the fat-girl cover up.
This is kind of sad!
But still you wouldn't necessarily kick the gorgeous German schlager/pop superstar, Helene Fischer, out of bed for eating crackers.
But just make sure you have a super king size bed so that there might be some room left for you to fit in there.
Here is the new overweight Helene Fischer performing a medley of her hits from a Swiss TV show, aired last week :
You can get more on Helene Fischer at our numerous Chicago Schlager Music Review articles on her, by going to the search field on the upper right hand corner of the CSMR home page.
And here is Helene Fischer's home page:
http://www.helene-fischer.de/landingpage/
Helene Fischer is getting fat.
Yes, we're talking about the really beautiful Rhinelander who over the course of nine years, has emerged from being a simple schlager singer to becoming the top pop music singer in the Germanic music market.
One thing that Americans have always thought about German women is that they are very cute in their teens and twenties and maybe even early 30's.
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But for some peculiar reason - just like Mexican girls - after a certain age, they seem to balloon and become - shall we say - somewhat hefty .
Maybe, in the case of German girls, it's from all that good bier and bratwurst - who knows?
It doesn't happen so much to American girls.
Maybe because our girls just like the open air and the beach and have begun to turn cycling and jogging into near-religious exercises.
But now - lo, and behold, even the 33 year old German, Soviet-born, Germanic schlager/pop superstar, Helene Fischer, is now moving in the direction of becoming a fat German haus frau.
She's now wearing, rather elongated, baggy dresses to effect the fat-girl cover up.
This is kind of sad!
But still you wouldn't necessarily kick the gorgeous German schlager/pop superstar, Helene Fischer, out of bed for eating crackers.
But just make sure you have a super king size bed so that there might be some room left for you to fit in there.
Here is the new overweight Helene Fischer performing a medley of her hits from a Swiss TV show, aired last week :
You can get more on Helene Fischer at our numerous Chicago Schlager Music Review articles on her, by going to the search field on the upper right hand corner of the CSMR home page.
And here is Helene Fischer's home page:
http://www.helene-fischer.de/landingpage/